ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
love makes seman taste better
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
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apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
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Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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