i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
17 year olds will be the death of me.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
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I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
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He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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