the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
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Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
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Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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