Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
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we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
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She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
me + whiskey = a bad person
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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