so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I don't think brook has ever known best
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
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Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
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Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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