I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
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i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
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God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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