i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
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She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
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They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
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He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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