Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
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He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
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sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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