super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
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she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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