You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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