I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
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Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
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I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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