I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
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My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
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Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
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