I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
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The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
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A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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