You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
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Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
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I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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