They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
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we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
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Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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