Please, let me fuck your mom
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
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She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
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Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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