did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
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Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
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What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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