I wanna bring you to show and tell
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
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She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
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And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
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