girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
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Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
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I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
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