ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
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For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
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The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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