In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
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"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
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Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
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