Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
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She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
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I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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