You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
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I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
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Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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