Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
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Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
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I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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