god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
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We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
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You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
We need to feng shui this bitch.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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