This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
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My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
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So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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