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just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
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just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
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What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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