do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
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Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
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i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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