she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
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FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
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You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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