WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
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Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
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dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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