I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
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By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
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& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
A+ Viking dick
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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