she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
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Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
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Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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