what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
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Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
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For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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