just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
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he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
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I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Do plants get herpes?
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