She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
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Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
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If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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