You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
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He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
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Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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