Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
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You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
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Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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