Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
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I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
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Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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