quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
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come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
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420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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