Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
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i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
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Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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