Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
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Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
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I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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