Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
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Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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