Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
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I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
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I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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