I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
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Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
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I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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