Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
another moral hangover. fuck.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
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It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
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Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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