Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
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You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
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I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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