Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
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Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
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My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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