I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
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The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
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Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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