I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
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just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
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I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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