wakey wakey hands off snakey
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
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Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
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The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
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