What tipped you off? The sombrero?
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
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allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
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i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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